So Tinder is going well and I'm beginning to consider what my end-game is. I think the pleasure utility gained from banging as many randoms as possible with as little effort as possible is already beginning to enter the zone of diminishing marginal returns.
I think my goal right now is going to be to develop a steady rotation of friend with benefits type girls. That way, I can have pretty regular sex with a diverse group of girls with little effort who I get along with and who will maybe do my laundry and stuff while maintaining my somewhat fabricated aura of mystique that keeps them from getting bored with me.
I have 4 regulars right now (1 of which wants me to meet her parents and isn't as attractive as the other 3, so she'll be going once I get some more regulars). I have 5 girls in the to-meet pipeline right now. Based on historical data, I predict that 3-4 will flake. I also have been meeting girls on work nights, but want to stop because I like sleep.
I haven't had any attrition that wasn't caused by me doing something enormously douchey yet, but let's assume an attrition rate (they get bored of me or die or whatever) of 1 girl per month. Assuming I can add 1 girl per week to rotation and the end-goal is to have 14 reliable girls (seeing a girl twice a month is sustainable in the mid-term, I think), it would take me...
4(current) + 13(additions) - 3.5(attrition) = 13.5 goal close enough. let's assume one is an amputee
It would take me ~3.5 months to reach my goal. Let's call it 4 to be conservative. I realize I'm not calculating attrition properly, but it's more conservative and less work, so fuck it.
I'll be gone for ~6 months in October and I have no idea what the retention rate will be. Let's call it 40%.
I'll be gone for ~6 months in October and I have no idea what the retention rate will be. Let's call it 40%.
So, March 2015: (.4)(14)= ~5 girls and we're back where we started more or less. I'll be better in every way a year from now though so let's say I can add 2 girls per week to rotation now. But I'll also probably be working and studying more... fuck it, 1 per week assumption holds. So does 1/month attrition
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5 [current(03/2015)] + 9(additions) - (1/mo attrition) = 14 goal
2.25 weeks to goal assuming no attrition
attrition: 2.25 girls. Now need 11.25 additions
5 [current(03/2015)] + 9(additions) - (1/mo attrition) = 14 goal
2.25 weeks to goal assuming no attrition
attrition: 2.25 girls. Now need 11.25 additions
I don't know how the fuck to do this equation accurately, but let's go with this:
5 [current(03/2014)] + 11.25(additions) - 2.8(1/mo attrition) = 13.45 goal. still fucking an amputee. double amputee this time
5 [current(03/2014)] + 11.25(additions) - 2.8(1/mo attrition) = 13.45 goal. still fucking an amputee. double amputee this time
>>> ~3 months from return to goal rotation: 06/2015 target date
Hold me to it. Watch me be married by then. lawl jk
Hold me to it. Watch me be married by then. lawl jk
lulzy post, brilliant blog man cracked me up so much, especially the post about the goblin.
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14 - 5 = 9 needed
9 / 3 = 3 months
got maths skillz? yh dats wot i fought niqqa
Oh my god, people like you actually exist?? This is unbelievably pathetic...
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